WEIRD WORKPLACE RULES

Here's a list of ten weird office rules:

  1. At a restaurant: "Don't mop the floor of the walk-in freezer."

  2. At a gym: "No Scooters on the treadmills."

  3. At a pet store: "Do not lick the reptiles."

  4. At a medical school: "Do not steal the penises from the cadavers."

  5. At a retail store: "Don't jump on the customers."

  6. At a Best Buy: "No uploading pictures of your genitals on the computers."

  7. At Ikea: "Toilets presented here are for decoration only."

  8. At an office: "No bringing Tupperware to corporate events to load up with food to take home."

  9. At a retail store: "If you must have sex in the parking lot, please take off your vest and nametag first."

  10. At a shoe store: "The foot measuring tool is for measuring feet only."

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