Not EVERY sexy costume is sexy. Here's the top five "unsexy" costumes...what do you think?

  1. Sexy Hulk Hogan. It's for women, and comes with a traditional Hulk Hogan mustache. enter image description here
  2. Sexy Jolly Rancher. It's just a short dress that says Jolly Rancher, with an unflattering frill on top to look like the wrapper. enter image description here
  3. Sexy Medusa. The headpiece that's supposed to make your hair look like snakes isn't sexy OR scary . . . it's just uncomfortable and awkward. enter image description here

  4. Sexy Unlicensed Smurf. It's not officially a Smurf costume . . . it's just a tight blue bodysuit, a little white dress to go over it, and a giant white dunce cap. enter image description here

  5. Sexy Cheshire Cat. It has a bunch of gray-and-blue fur accessories, including boots and a huge tail. But it doesn't really look like a cat, and it doesn't look like much of anything. enter image description here