I'M REALLY IN LOVE WITH MY CAR!

 

 

THERE’S AN OLD QUEEN LYRIC ABOUT TRUE AUTO EROTICISM THAT GOES : “IM IN LOVE WITH MY CAR…..GOT A FEEL FOR MY AUTOMOBILE” …WHICH IS NO DOUBT DANIEL ‘HOTCOCK’ COOPER’S FAVORITE TUNAGE WHEN HE’S HORNY AND HIGH AS A KITE. THIS TOOL WAS WITH HIS MATES FOR A BOYS NIGHT OUT, BUT GOT SUPER DRUNKENED AND FOUND HIMSELF GRINDING A LAND ROVER DISCOVERY (THAT WAS ASKING FOR IT BY THE WAY). MR COOPER, A FATHER OF THREE IN NORTH WALES, WAS AT THE KEBAB SHOP EARLIER, ACTING OUT SOME SORT OF FANTASY WITH THE COUNTER AT THE RESTAURANT TO THE HORROR OF OTHER PATRONS. EJECTED, HE THEN TOOK HIS HORNY DOG AND PONY SHOW TO THE PARKING LOT WHERE HE STRIPPED DOWN AND STARTED GRINDING HIMSELF AGAINST THE INNOCENT 4X4. THE POLICE HOSED HIM DOWN AND ARRESTED HIM FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE . HIS LAWYER PORTRAYS MR COOPER AS BEING MORTIFIED, BUT ON FACEBOOK SINCE THE INCIDENT AND SUBSEQUENT ARREST, HE’S CHANGED HIS NAME TO DANIEL ‘HOTCOCK’ COOPER. THE OWNERS OF THE LAND ROVER ARE NOT PRESSING CHARGES. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION TO THIS STORY BELOW!!

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