Here's my recipe. Now follow closely. Scramble three (3) eggs. I'll wait. Oh God, you have fresh eggs right? Now, lightly cook three (3) pieces of bacon. Nice. You'll need a frying pan and a plate. Great! Scramble the eggs and place on hard or paper plate. Cook the bacon in the same pan. Go ahead, cook yourself a slice or two (or the rest of the package). Now, make a heart out of the bacon while it's still hot. Bingo! You did it Bro. You have served her breakfast for the first time EVER. Breakfast in bed works very well...trust me.