Who flung poo?? It’s not a joke to the parking meter reader in Hoboken, NJ who issued a ticket to an irate woman who felt she was being racially profiled because she was hispanic. The Parking War escalated from an argument to the ticketed woman hurling a substance at the meter reader. When she mopped the glop off her cheek she realized she’d been hit by a poo-jectile. She denied it at first but late admitted the truth to police claiming she’d scooped it off the ground with a paper cup. They charged her with disorderly conduct. Not the first poo flinger to make the news, earlier this month in Chicago, a homeless man used bottles of his urine and feces at officers trying to roust him from his spot. In other Poo News… in June, a woman from Texas was charged with assault aftrer throwing dog poop at a man she says didn’t clean up after his dog. Incidentally, a psycho-biology researcher named Bill Hopkins in the UK poo-stulates that poo flinging is a sign of developmental intelligence in chimpanzees.